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WE HAVE GOOD QUality things "OOZE AND AAAAHH!s"
I will never forget the night it happened. It was a(n) SCARY night, and I was relaxing upstairs with my crepy toys, a good book and my faithful cat, Elisha. Suddenly there was a loud evil laughter. I sprang to my feet and crept downstairs, trying to be as brave as I could. Nothing looked out of the ordinary. Suddenly I heard the evil laughter again, but this time it was much more hunted house i was living in with crepy people and I knew it was coming from the basement. Summoning my courage, I grabbed a flashlight and strode the ozzze is bad creature down the stairs. I might have met my end right there, if not for Elisha, who let out a loud "creppy crows!" Startled, I jumped to the side just in time to avoid a long gooey appendage. I turned my flashlight on the intruder and gasped in horror. Lurking there in my basement, bathed in the evil picture of a doll glow of my light, was a huge, quivering, shapeless blob of ooze! The hideous thing was as red as a monster family and as big as a(n) big foot.
"oh my it is so scary!!" I cried.

I fled upstairs, but the thing chased me with lightning speed. I was trapped, and knew I had to fight if I wanted to survive. First I tried to chop it with a sharp panga from the kitchen, then I shot it with my grandpas gun that hangs over the fireplace. In desperation, I even tried throwing slime on it, but all to no avail. It just kept coming. I thought I was dead for sure, when suddenly a strange figure crashed through my window and leapt between us! He was tall and crepy pet, with fierce monster eyes eyes and captain sam of yhe nihgt shift shoulders. He was dressed entirely in black, except for his black animals skin with bone of a zebraon the head a zebra n the gate.

"oh my i was so scared!" the figure cried, and quick as a(n) cat he jumped in and stunned the ooze creature with a powerful kick.

Without pause he scooped the thing into a(n) ball and tied it shut with a long chain.

"How did you do that?!" I gasped, trying to catch my breath.

"Their only weakness is their legs," he replied. "One good kick and the things are helpless."

"But how do you find it?" I asked, staring at the shapeless mass.

"That is easy," said the stranger. "It is right next to their hands."

I thanked him for saving my life and asked him his name. "I am ozze hunter, and I have been hunting the ooze creatures all my life. Join me in my quest and we will make the world safe from their nihgtmare evil!"

Now that I knew the truth, how could I say no? I joined ozze hunter that night and my life has never been the same. I learned how to spot their legs in less than 14 seconds, and together we have defeated over 10 of the ooze creatures. I even got my own black animals https://www.solentro.com/production.phpskin with bone of a zebraon the head a zebra n the gate.


Pages: 28



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