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Krims och krams

Author: Patrik Dahlbeck

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Krims och krams är för dig kanske bara en massa flams!
Men lite allvar är det dock

Du sitter kanske på ett ess under din rock

Läs och begrundra

En fisk? Eller en flundra?

Allt är skrivet i kåseriform på rim

Här hör jag hemma, detta är mitt "him"



Som barn jag följde olika detektivserier

Men jag uppskattade dem mer när jag med föräldrarna åkte på ferier



Och att jag en gång polis ville bli

Känner jag plötsligt att det var kanske därför dem anlade "ett osynligt bi"

Men jag är nu genom allt detta, och med en svår sjukdom, är förbi

Kanske spelar jag golf en dag igen, och står då på första tee?!



Läs och begrundra

Jag hoppas att jag en dag kan säga; - "Jag fyller idag hundra!"



Livet är inte alltid så enkelt

Och nu är det höst, snart blir det kallt

Men att skriva är skoj

Kanske började jag med detta när jag slutade cykla på min "cykelhoj"!


Patrik Dahlbeck

Jag ville en gång i tiden bli polis, men så blev det inte! Jag hade för dåliga betyg i lumpen, plus att jag fick en psykisk sjukdom! Jag tror dessutom att det bara var en pojkdröm!

Dock har jag lärt känna en del poliser genom åren på ett eller annat sätt och i denna bok tittar jag på hur det kan te sig från fångens synvinkel, med poliser och kriminalvårdare i åtanke!

Allt är skrivet i kåseriform i lättsam form på rim!

Jag har satt mig in i fångens synvinkel, med empati- och i bokens sista del beskriver jag vilka poliser som tilltalar mig mest eller rättare sagt de som syns mest i media, som alltså tilltalar mig. Som offentlig person tror/hoppas jag man kan nämna dessa! Och tjuvarna i boken syns ju också i media!

Jag har alltså aldrig varit i denna situation själv, varken i media, celler eller som vårdare!

Du, som själv är författare, kanske får inspiration av denna bok, vem vet!?

(Det ska sägas att jag legat på psykakut och veta lite grann om hur det är att få tuff och obarmhärtig vård, så jag känner lite med inblandade i denna bok)

Boken är som sagt skriven i kåseriform, och det finns ingen baktanke med boken! Det är en bok, som alla andra böcker, skapad med hjälp av datorn!


Pages: 30



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